Two boys were kicking a soccer ball around in the park when one was attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Los Angeles Galaxy fan saves friend from vicious animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But, I’m not a Galaxy fan,” the boy replied.
“Seattle Sounders fan rescues friend from horrific attack,” the reporter starts again.
“No, I’m not a Sounders fan either,” the boy said.
“Then what are you?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a New York Redbulls fan.” replied the boy.
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Rotten thug kills family pet.”
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