Welcome to the late edition of the Friday Funny. Read on after the jump for this week’s rib-tickler.While I enjoyed this joke the first time I heard it, I am not so sure it will be as well received by many our regulars, but perhaps this will inspire some of you to send us a funny of your own.
A Tottenham and Arsenal fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the Arsenal fan says, “So you’re a Spurs fan, that’s interesting. I’m a Gunner… Wow! Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”The Spurs fan replied,”Totally agree – this must be a sign from God!”The Spurs fan went on, “And look at this – here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?”He hands the bottle to the Arsenal fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Spurs fan. The Spurs fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Arsenal fan.The Arsenal fan asks, “Aren’t you having any?”The Spurs fan replies, “Nah…I think I’ll just wait for the police……”
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