What you missed while tweaking the general theory of relativity to explain the origin of the universe…
- Thierry Henry has officially signed for the New York Red Bulls; he’s expected to make his debut on July 22nd in a friendly against Tottenham.
- Good news: Fernando Torres probably won’t be sold this summer. Bad news: Because he has a “grade one muscle fibre rupture” in his left thigh.
- The latest FIFA rankings show Spain in first, the Netherlands in second, and Italy in 11th; also, England bizarrely moved up a spot.
- Michael Ballack’s agent believes that the entire German national team is “a bunch of gays”.
- Harry Redknapp’s contract with Tottenham has been extended through 2013 (or until he starts losing games, whichever comes first).
- Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola has verbally committed to signing the contract he verbally committed to signing back in January today.
- Iker Casillas has taken a break from making out with his reporter girlfriend to hint at a £30 million move for Chelsea’s Ashley Cole.
- Celtic are hoping to move for Pumas UNAM youngster Efrain Juarez this summer.
- Fiorentina’s signing of Celtic goalkeeper Artur Boruc doesn’t mean that it’s the end of the road for current keeper Sebastien Frey.
- Bari are working on signing Sebastian Giovinco from Juventus.
- Ryan Giggs will consider playing in MLS after his contract runs out with Manchester United this year.
- Arsenal are eying a transfer for Udinese defender Cristian Zapata.
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I’m quite surprised that Fiorentina signed Boruc. Frey had been pretty impressive between the sticks for them last season. They’re almost exactly the same age, so I wonder what the thought there is. Unless offers are coming in for Frey that we’ve not heard about.