What you missed while zombie satellites were terrorizing orbit…
- Everyone who’s a manager of West Ham, please step forward. Not so fast, Gianfranco Zola.
- Steve McClaren has left FC Twente for Wolfsburg; no news as of yet on how developed his German accent is.
- Roy Hodgson was named Manager of the Year by the League Managers Association; Hodgson also claims that he won’t enjoy the Europa League final.
- Pepe Reina would really appreciate it if Tom Hicks and George Gillett could just sell Liverpool already.
- Fabio Capello says that the World Cup starts today; I bet you forgot to set your DVR.
- David Beckham will be a coach for England during the World Cup.
- Hull City have asked their players to take a wage cut; their £39 million wage bill needs to be cut back to £24 million.
- Pato doesn’t plan on leaving AC Milan for Chelsea.
- River Plate are considering making a run at Juventus’ Mauro Camoranesi and David Trezeguet.
- Newcastle will have to rely on loans next season as they’ve been told they’ll be operating without a transfer budget.
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