What you missed while the residents of Phuket were trying to feed tourists to jellyfish…
- According to a report out of Spain’s Sport newspaper, Cesc Fabregas will turn down a £30 million deal from Arsenal in favor of a £44 million move to Barcelona in the summer.
- Some rock band I’ve never heard of unveiled the new England kit at a concert in France last night.
- A pair of Indian billionaires may or may not be planning to purchase 51% of Liverpool.
- Neither Arsenal or Liverpool are likely to sign Marouane Chamakh.
- Four WAGs had their husband/boyfriend’s national team shirt painted onto them for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue; the WAGs involved were Abby Clancy (Peter Crouch’s girlfriend), Sarah Brandner (Bastian Schweinsteiger’s girlfriend), Melissa Satta (Christian Vieri’s girlfriend), and Bethany Dempsey (Clint Dempsey’s wife). In other news, Clint Dempsey has a hot wife. (Link could possibly be NSFW if you’ve got a strict office).
- Arsene Wenger isn’t interested in Stoke City keeper Thomas Sorensen.
- Paul Gascoigne was arrested for the second time in as many days.
- AC Milan have entered into a four-year, €50 million deal with Emirates.
- A Brazilian judge has banned kick-offs before 7:30 PM when the temperature is above 35°C on the pitch.
- According to the Nigerian FA, Guus Hiddink is interested in managing the Nigerian national team.
Since Bethany Dempsey is sporting the current USA white with horizontal pin stripes top, does that mean the “Miss America” kit has been deep-sixed?
What are you talkin-
Oh, there are SHIRTS in those pictures, too!