What you missed while killer jellyfish were following you on Twitter…
- Juventus is looking to pry Rafa Benitez away from Liverpool…which means that Liverpool could, in theory, make money for getting rid of their coach. Interesting prospect, eh?
- For what it’s worth, Real Madrid say they aren’t interested in Wayne Rooney. Just like they weren’t interested in every player they ever ended up signing until they actually signed him.
- Good news for Portsmouth fans: Your transfer ban was lifted. Bad news for Portsmouth fans: Saadi Gaddafi, the son of Libyan dictator Muammar al-Gaddafi, might be planning on buying your club.
- Tottenham midfielder and Mexican international Giovani dos Santos has joined Galatasaray on loan. It seems like every time we mention Galatasaray, it’s because some should’ve been’s gone on loan there, doesn’t it?
- West Ham have submitted transfer bids for Eidur Gudjohnsen, Benni McCarthy, and Benjani.
- Arsenal centerback Philippe Senderos has joined Everton on loan for the remainder of the season.
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Madrid have no interest in Wayne Rooney, but think he’d look outstanding in the white uniform, as demonstrated by the life-size cardboard cutout of Wayne Rooney in a Madrid uniform they have on the podium with them. They really don’t have any interest in him, but would like to offer him £190,000 a week.
For your sake I hope they’re as disinterested in Wayne Rooney as they appear to be in winning La Liga.
Real Madrid win beauty and spending contests. Barcelona win trophies.
Real Madrid did win the La Liga offseason last year, putting them in a tie for most offseason titles with Washington Redskins.
Dan Snyder is pissed about these titles this “Real” team is picking up, so he’d like to announce he’s buying that Pele guy he’s heard so much about.
He’s already in talks with Alexi Lalas about coming back. To play.