What you missed while being sad that none of your blog’s readers got you this gorgeous jellyfish ornament for Christmas…
- WHC Wezep 1-14 Ajax; WHC Wezep gave Luis Suarez six goals for Christmas this year in a terribly lopsided Dutch Cup match.
- Rafa Benitez has had a little chat with Steven Gerrad about the fact that Gerrard has sucked balls since he came back from that injury.
- Sir Alex Ferguson feels that Mark Hughes shouldn’t have been sacked because it’s Christmas and Christmas is the time to say you love someone. Or something.
- Andrey Arshavin kind of thought playing for Arsenal would be easier.
- Luis Fabiano won’t return from his ankle injury until the middle of January…which is convenient, because Sevilla doesn’t even play again until the middle of January.
- The FA is employing the same tactic I employ with my daughters when one’s crying and I can’t decide which actually did something wrong with Arsenal and Hull: they’ve both been charged with improper conduct.
- Joan Laporta says that Pep Guardiola needs some time to decide if this whole managing thing is really for him or if he sees himself in a field that’s more of a challenge for him.
Just noticed, David Beckham has a larger tag than KILLER JELLYFISH! This will not stand.
/awaits razzing for talking about Beckham having a larger tag than something