What you missed while some Australian kid was getting stung on his tongue by a jellyfish…
- A scan will reveal today whether or not you’ll get any Cesc before Christmas; the Arsenal captain went down with a hamstring injury in a 1-1 draw with Burnley yesterday.
- Arsene Wenger hates both fixture congestion and resting players.
- Paul Hart – formerly of Portsmouth – has become the ninth manager at QPR in two years. Someone should get this guy a hug for Christmas.
- CSKA Moscow have enlisted the help of Russian president Dmitry Medveded to keep centerback Uros Cosic out of Manchester United’s hands.
- The U.S. men will get their asses kicked by Holland in March.
- Bobby Zamora scored a double in a 3-2 Fulham win over FC Basel in the Europa League.
Am I the only one who had visions of A Christmas Story and the kid putting his tongue on the flag pole when I read the jellyfish teaser?
No, I thought the same thing when I read it.