What you missed while the Browns were beating the Steelers (screw jellyfish, this is WAY more awesome)…
- West Ham striker Dean Ashton has been forced to retire at the age of 26 due to persistent knee issues.
- Aussie rules football fans are hoping to block Australia’s World Cup hosting bid so that their season isn’t delayed or postponed.
- Mario Balotelli’s sick of everyone hurting his feelings and just wants to be left alone.
- Neither Carlo Ancelotti or Alessandro Nesta want Chelsea and AC Milan to meet up in the Champions League octofinal.
- Michael Johnson’s suffered another injury setback…prompting me to ask the question, “Who the hell is Michael Johnson?”
- Icelandic 16-year old Kristjan Gauti Emilsson has joined the Liverpool squad. Who says we don’t bring in players?
- Valencia don’t want to hear whining about how Real Madrid won’t have Ronaldo when they meet up on Saturday.
- Ronaldinho was named “World Player of the Decade” by World Soccer magazine.
- Monterrey 4-3 Cruz Azul in the first leg of the Mexican Apertura final.
- The Akron Zips will try to become the first team in 35 years to win the NCAA-I men’s soccer tournament without losing a game this weekend; they play North Carolina today in the semifinals. The other semifinal features Wake Forest and Virginia.
