What you missed because you were intensive care following stings from lethal jellyfish.
- After the final whistle yesterday, there was a fracas in the tunnel at New Douglas Park. Hearts, who had two men sent off during the run of play, had two other players and a masseur (!?!) red-carded, and Hamilton also had a player issued the red. [BBC]
- Stoke City gaffer Tony Pulis had a bust-up in the Emirates dressing room with James Beattie, when the player protested the idea of actually practicing the day of the club’s Christmas party. The cheek, honestly. [Daily Mail]
- Cristiano Ronaldo apologized to someone for being sent off in Madrid’s 4-2 victory over Almeria. Well, that’s nice of him. [Guardian]
- Mexico’s Apertura finale has been settled after Cruz Azul and Monterrey advanced on aggregate victories. [Fox]
- Flamengo has clinched the Brazilian league championship. [SI]
- Stuttgart sacked their manager, Markus Babbel, after a draw with Bochum left them adrift in 16th position. Phil Brown? Still employed. [ESPN]
- Manchester United has hit a major injury crisis amongst their defenders before the Wolfsburg Champions League match tomorrow. [Sky]
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