What you missed while taking anti-moon dust pills…
- South Africans have decided to treat the World Cup draw the way unprepared students treat finals: by calling in fake bomb threats. We’re at two and counting already today.
- Ghana manager Milovan Rajevac isn’t afraid of England, while Fabio Capello isn’t afraid of a group of death.
- Update on a story from two lines ago: They already caught the fake bomber.
- Andrei Arshavin has a trifecta of anti-Arsenal quotes: he thinks Arsenal needs to get taller, thinks that Wenger needs to spend in January, and thinks that Arsenal is “not very good”.
- Everyone who’s getting paid this week take a step forward; not so fast, Portsmouth.
- Manchester United has withdrawn their interest in signing Partizan Belgrade midfielder Adem Ljajic, which has caused the United fan union to question whether or not the club can really compete in the transfer market.
- Didier Drogba says that the title race is anything but a two horse race; in completely unrelated news, Ruud van Nistelrooy is eyeing a return to the Premier League.
- Sven-Goran Erikkson would like Notts County to play a friendly against Juventus.
- Roy Keane is totally going to kick Bono’s ass.
