What you missed while this guy was tempting fate:
- Frank Lampard is out of England’s friendly against Brazil after suffering an injury in camp; he’ll be replaced with Jermaine Defoe.
- Bad news: Albert Rieira and Yossi Benayoun will be missing from the Liverpool squad for the next month after suffering hamstring injuries. Good news: Jay Spearing isn’t hu-…umm…there is no good news.
- In spite of Peterborough chairman Barry Fry’s assertions to the contrary, former manager Darren Ferguson doesn’t have another job lined up now that he’s left.
- France might pull a Mexico and not sell the television rights for the return leg of their World Cup playoff to Ireland.
- Nani claims that Sir Alex Ferguson is undermining his career; Sir Alex Ferguson likely to reply that Nani is undermining the team.
- Park Ji-Sung, who hasn’t played for Manchester United in two months, was declared fit for South Korea’s friendlies against Denmark and Serbia.
- Yuri Zhirkov is staying positive in spite of the fact that he’s been continuously injured since his arrival at Chelsea.
- Former Manchester City and England striker Darius Vassell was evicted from his hotel after his new club, Turkish side Ankaragücü, declined to pay the bill.
Jesus Christ, did that guy not play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Those things can take Michelangelo down in a heartbeat. Why even take that risk?
At first I thought that he’s a “Finding Nemo” fan, because he only touches its top…but then he goes to play jellyfish gyno on it, which is terrifying.