What you missed while not thinking your go-cart theft all the way through…
- Manchester United fans will be searched for beach balls at Anfield prior to the match on Sunday.
- Arsene Wenger was tempted to move to Real Madrid over the summer.
- Sunderland’s Lee Cattermole will miss 12 weeks with a knee injury.
- A guy you’ve never heard of on a team you’ve never seen is out for today’s Champions League match against Stuttgart.
- Andriy Arshavin is still pissed off over England’s tax rate.
- Charlie Davies has been moved from intensive care, Jay DeMerit has had cornea replacement surgery, and Oguchi Onyewu will have knee surgery Wednesday.
- Sven-Göran Eriksson would rather concentrate on his bank account the project at Notts County than take control of the Swedish National Team.
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Stuttgart is playing Sevilla today not Unirea Urizene or however the fuck it’s spelled.
Apparently, it’s spelled B-E-T-T-E-R T-H-A-N R-A-N-G-E-R-S. Kinda long, though.