What you missed while taking up wheelchair fencing…
- Being completely out of ideas, Rafa Benitez might decide to make a move for Emile Heskey in January (that’s provided that Colorado rebuffs his advances for Conor Casey).
- Add Steven Gerrard and David James to the list of “English Internationals Injured While Training For Completely Meaningless Games.”
- Frank Lampard thinks that the pressure of expectation has hurt the fragile psyche of the English National Team.
- Real Madrid are really, really pissed that Cristiano Ronaldo’s going to be out for a month; meanwhile, Marseille defender Souleymane Diawara is really, really upset that he performed the tackle that injured Ronaldo. Ronaldo, for his part, is pretty much cool with the whole thing.
- Andriy Shevchenko claims to have turned down approaches from both Manchester United and Barcelona.
- Patrick Vieira won’t be moving to Chelsea in January after all, which hopefully means we’re completely done with this storyline.
- Sir Alex Ferguson is going to try to apologize to Alan Wiley again.
- Swedish international Henrik Larrson plans on retiring after Wednesday’s game against Albania.
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