What you missed while commandeering a bus to ride around nude with five other police officers…
- Craig Bellamy and El-Hadji Diouf are the latest Manchester City players to face FA inquires; is it time to start talking about a lack of discipline yet?
- Barcelona beat Atlético Madrid 5-2 with goals from Ibrahimović, Alves, Keita, and a Messi brace.
- Rafael Honingstein asks the question nobody else dares to: why does Hertha BSC suck so badly this season?
- Burnley have lost midfielder Chris McCann for three months to a knee injury.
- Ryan Babel no longer wants to leave Liverpool. Or he never wanted to leave and was just misquoted. Or something.
- Guillermo Barros Schelotto’s second half brace clinched the Crew’s draw against Chicago.
- After missing nine months with a knee injury, Ruud van Nistelrooy came on as a late sub for Real Madrid, scored a goal, and injured his calf; he’s expected to be out for six weeks.
- AC Milan plays the Champions League theme in their dressing room for motivation.
- VfL Bochum announced the sacking of manager Marcel Koller before the board had actually met to confirm the sacking.
- Neridson Estevao of Progresso de Sambizanga in Angola’s second division died after collapsing during a match yesterday; he was 26.
Did they put a curtain around Ruud before shooting him on the pitch? That’s what they do when his type gets leg injuries, isn’t it?
I…I thought they went to a farm…?