What you missed while Nazi Winnie the Pooh was finally being silenced in Russia…
- Burnley’s on a two-game winning streak after they managed to beat Everton 1-0 by exploiting the big Joleon Lescott shaped hole in their back four.
- Speaking of Lescott, he’ll be moving to Manchester City for £22 million as soon as he passes a medical.
- Cesc Fabregas suffered a hamstring injury that could cause him to miss Arsenal’s matches against Celtic, Manchester United, and Manchester City. This news has prompted Andr(e)(i)y Arshavin to quip that Arsenal needs to buy more players.
- Barcelona’s already won a trophy, and their season hasn’t even started yet.
- Yossi Benayoun plans on keeping his starting spot in the Liverpool lineup.
- The New York Red Bulls won their first game in three months Saturday, beating FC Dallas 3-2.
- The Athens derby between Olympiacos and AEK Athens was postponed due to wildfires on the edge of town.
- Jermaine Defoe and Aaron Lennon each scored to keep Tottenham’s winning streak alive at three in a 2-1 win over West Ham.
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Wasn’t “Wildfires on the Edge of Town” a Dylan album? Or maybe it was Springsteen…
No more Nazi Winnie the Pooh? Oh bother.