Comments on: Season Preview: Manchester United

By: Anil

Anil — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:36:19 +0000

This is the funniest comment I have read in recent times. Hilariously described. Especially the Hargreaves past. I am a United fan too and I too hope players like Anderson and Nani (who got injured in the Community Shield and is out of action for some time) step up their game. With the way our players are getting injured, I am sure we can soon claim to have the Best Hospitalised 11 team in England

By: thefuseproject

thefuseproject — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:10:05 +0000

Hargreaves:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8155610.stm

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By: WhiteSpeedReceiver ★

WhiteSpeedReceiver ★ — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:29:01 +0000

I’m not worried about the goals. They’ll come. There isn’t going to be as many 4 or 5 goal games, but those only helped win 1 game (4-3 against Hull). I think the forwards should be fine if Rooney can stay in the matches. Of course, if someone could ignite a little fire under the fucking Bulgarian’s ass to make him look like he’s trying it would also be greatly appreciated. The defense should be fine again as long as Rio’s over his back issues (start holding breath….now. Ok to exhale in May). And then there’s the midfield. I have no freaking clue what’s going to happen there. Anyone who says they do (and is right) should start buying lottery tickets now. I think Scholes and Giggs are about to fall off the cliff, and I don’t know if Anderson and Nani are ready (or ever will be ready) to replace them. Oh, and to the people that are holding Owen Hargreaves: Look, we agreed upon the fee, and we wired the money to your account. Just let him go. Please? Thanks in advance.

Players I’m concerned about: Giggs, Neville, Scholes, O’Shea
Players I want to more from (or perhaps something at all…): da Silva, Foster, Nani, Anderson
Players I’d like to be found so we can take their picture off the milk carton: Hargreaves (He could be a huge part of the squad if they didn’t amputate his leg like I heard they did…)

(Please note that I am a delusional United fan and cannot be expected to accept that we may not score goals this year.)