What you missed while wishing Happy Birthday to Fuse’s favorite author.
Oh, Big Sam, what hast thou wrought? Michael Owen on a Beatrix Kiddo-like revenge-fueled rampage. [Mail Online]
If you’re interested in purchasing Tranmere Rovers, you just need to hit up Ebay and get out your checkbook. [Yahoo!]
Darren Bent has taken to Twitter to voice his problems with his proposed move to Sunderland. Spurs less than happy about that. [BBC]
The Red Bulls opened CONCACAF Champions League play with a 2-2 draw in T&T. Yawn. [MLS.net]
Kenny Cooper is off to Bundesliga 2 side 1860 Munich. Alright, then. [SI]
Phil Neville would kindly like to tell Mark Hughes to go jump in the lake. Keep your filthy money away from Joleon Lescott, gosh darn it. [Soccernet]
Zhao Shitong is banned for life after attacking a referee. Really. No Shitong. [FoxSoccer]
Yesterday was Hope Solo’s birthday. To show my remorse in missing it, I’m offering up a coupon for a backrub and breakfast in bed. AW YEAH [ONTD]
TY, you so lucky Fuse doesn’t live down here. But I think I owe you a drink for the laugh.
And hey, you didn’t specify about who that backrub is for. I call dibs.