What you missed while you were too busy stealing Kate Moss’ drugs
Darren Bent was on the plane for China when he found out he was sold to Sunderland, would have been the most awkward fight ever if he wasn’t removed from the plane in time.
The Samuel Eto’o, Hleb and £40 million for Zlatan is complete. Apparently 25 goals in Serie A is worth 30 goals in La Liga, a boat load of cash, and a Belarussian.
Ryan Giggs says Michael Owen can emulate Ruud van Nistelrooy. Michael Owen hopes he doesn’t mean he’s gotta look like a horse now.
Sky wraps up all the preseason friendlies so you don’t have to hear me gloat about Eduardo scoring twice. Ooops, just did.
John Hartson is getting better after having emergency surgery last week.
City want Toure and/or Lescott. Expect Adebayor to make a stupid statement about Toure very soon.
Ronaldo (the fat one) is out six weeks with a broken hand. I’m guessing someone tried to steal the last slice of his pizza
I’ve been scratching my ahead about this Ibrahimovic deal since I first heard about it a couple of weeks ago. 40mil plus Eto’o is a gross overpayment. Only thing I can figure is that Zlatan’s nose has it’s own agent and that’s why they threw in Hleb.
The only thing I can gather from it is the fact that Eto’o was going to leave at the end of the season. Even still that’s giving Zlatan about a £70 million valuation and he’s nowhere near the quality of Kaka or Ronaldo.