What you missed while resigning as Miss Georgia because you didn’t want to quit your job…
- Germany beat England 4-0 in the European U-21 Championship Final yesterday.
- Kaka thinks that England will be Brazil’s main rival at next year’s World Cup.
- Carlos Tevez thinks he should’ve started against Barcelona in the Champions League Final. Barcelona agrees.
- Wolverhampton has snagged Kevin Doyle from Reading.
- Sunderland would like everyone to know that they have relegation clauses of 50% written into every contract. Not that they’re looking ahead to next season or anything.
- Speaking of percentages, Sepp Blatter believes that South Africa is 75% ready to hold next year’s World Cup.
- Fernando Torres, who has apparently become Liverpool’s new director of Spanish transfers, says that David Villa is too expensive, that they need to keep their current stars, and that Juan Mata and/or David Silva would both be good additions.
That’s nice of Fernando to do that since nobody else at the club knows anything about Spain.
I know, right? He’s just such a helpful guy. I wonder who does his scouting.