That’s the cover page of the advertising brochure that Michael Owen’s representation is sending out to Premier League teams in England, Spain, and Italy (or anywhere else that English, Spanish, or Italian is spoken). Courtesy of The Daily Mail, you’ll find the remaining 31 pages of the document after the jump. Enjoy!
Advertisement
Yep, well, I’m sold. I’ll start saving my schekels now.
I’d love to see these for more players. Adebayor, Gallas, Bendtner, and Eboue come to mind. I’d love to see the pantsless Bendtner story explained away.
“Joey Barton is a classically misunderstood and controversial character who could add the kind of press coverage that any mid-tier club out there would kill for. Looking to up your club’s profile? Barton’s your man.”
They forgot Relegated under brand values. Got Clean & Fresh though. Nice to know. Summer’s Eve on line 2, Mr. Owen.
Grief. Is this what it has come to!? Brands live and die on performance and reputation. The Owen brand is in poor shape and a bit of brochure gloss can’t paint over the cracks…..