If you’ve been following our MLS picks over the past few months, you will know that our attempts to predict what is going on in this league is as futile a quest as trying to wrangle cats, toddlers, or Shriners on mini-bikes. Attempting to rank the clubs may even be a more difficult undertaking. That [...]
Archive for May 12th, 2009
MLS Power Rankings – Week 9
Posted in MLS, MLS Power Rankings on May 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Beer and Footie Mailbag
Posted in Mailbag, tagged Beer!, Footie, Mike Ashley on May 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
If you’re like me, there’s nothing better than a good beer. If you’re like Mike Ashley here, theres nothing better than a beer and some footie not that I don’t enjoy a good beer and some footie, but the last thing I need at 8 am is a beer, especially if I’ve enjoyed a couple [...]
Get the bucket and mop ready, I think my head’s going to explode
Posted in English Premier League, tagged English Premier League, Financial Disasters, Richard Scudamrore on May 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Housekeeping: Vote or DIE in the Droppies. Go visit some of our friends at their new endeavour, Style Points. Also, consider this goal when considering the vote. Now, I need to disect something Fire Joe Morgan-style, because I couldn’t believe it when I read it. This article is the one in question. To the Snark [...]
Real Betis to Fans: Please Don’t Egg Us
Posted in La Liga, tagged Angry Fans, Real Betis on May 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Real Betis is not having the best of years. The highest they’ve been on the table is eighth, and they’ve flirted with relegation all season. Most notably, their recent run of form – four straight losses – hasn’t say well with their fans at all. So it’s with a heavy heart that they come forward [...]
The Mating Habits of Cristiano Ronaldo
Posted in Whimsy, tagged Cristiano Ronaldo Is An Ass, Gabriela Endringer on May 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So I was doing some “News of the World” research (research?) for my earlier story on Wayne Rooney and ran across this story. I actually almost abandoned the Rooney story in favor of this one, but then I figured that it’s Tuesday, there’s not much happening, and that this is probably more interesting than a [...]
Marouane Fellaini Loves Him Some Rooney
Posted in Whimsy, tagged Everton, Facebook, Marouane Fellaini, Natalie Rooney, Wayne Rooney on May 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Before the FA Cup semifinal, Marouane Fellaini told Manchester United that he was targeting “a perfect 10″ when the two met at Wembley. Fortunately for Man United fans, he didn’t reach his goal. Unfortunately for Wayne Rooney, Fellaini’s apparently willing to settle for a 7.
About Last Night
Posted in About Last Night, tagged "Lost"=Best Show Ever, Aston Villa, Cristiano Ronaldo, Dario Sala, Europa League, FC Dallas, Iker Casillas, Jonny Evans, Manchester United, Martin O'Neill, Real Madrid, Rio Ferdinand, Wigan on May 12, 2009 | 2 Comments »
What you missed while waiting for tomorrow night…